Your Candidate Sucks!

Tired of your neighbor who fills his lawn with gaudy campaign signs? Annoyed by coworkers who wear political shirts loud and proud? How about that family member that will sing the praises of their candidate of choice apropos of nothing? We're here to help you stick a thumb in their collective eyes. So many people think their candidate is the answer to all the country's problems. However, with the current two party system here in the US, that's rarely the case. Sure, some are worse than others, but let's face facts. They all pretty much suck. So laugh in the face of your neighbor, friend or family member who is drinking the kool-aid of the latest Republican or Democratic candidate. Snicker as they give in to the tribalism and home team bias that political parties prey upon... because you know damn well, no matter what side of the isle they reside on, their candidate actually sucks.