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Marriage: I am certainly interested in getting married again, BUT if I ever do say I do, I hereby promise to my new wife that I will never use the good butter knifes as screwdrivers when working on electrical sockets (the ends get bent, and it's hard to get the burnt edges off from blowing out the fuse), and I will never use the display bathroom towels as shop rags when changing the oil in my car (our car). With wisdom I would willingly let her be right 99% of the time in regards to all discussions, request, and mandates. I will save 1% of being right to myself and my manhood. Oh, and I promise not to put the Jimmy Dean biscuits in the microwave for more than 20 minutes. (They catch on fire) Lastly, I get to buy a new Harley. (One seater)