The Bard of Bizarre

Welcome to the weird and wearable world of The Bard of Bizarre - a one-clown creative force fusing AI-powered music, chaotic humor, and existential dread into merch you didn’t know you needed. This shop features designs inspired by re: Cubicle 13, a 16-track AI-generated concept album about cursed coffee, printer conspiracies, HR Zoom calls, and the emotional breakdown of soup. All music is made with Riffusion, edited in Audacity, and paired with surreal AI-generated visuals using DeepAI. The Bard is currently a probationary clown (official status pending more parades), tinkers with a lithium-powered 1976 CitiCar, and holds an honorary PhD in Comedic Science (which is as prestigious as it is free). His tools are kalimbas, slide whistles, synthesizers, and chaos — and now, a mug with existential toast on it. Stick around. The machines are watching. And they think you're funny.