Moletom Almost Gigachad

So this Gigachad sees a 10/10 woman and decides his move is to become the "Number One Guy in Her World." He puffs out his chest, gives her the smolder, and starts talking about how he answers to no one—a lone wolf, a master of his own destiny. She glances over, gives a polite "That's nice," and goes back to her latte. You could hear his entire persona shatter like a dropped protein shaker.