TATER TWOTS TRADING CARD GAME STORE

TATER TWOTS Everybody Knows One…. And is One to Someone! WHICH ONE ARE YOU? Why play games when the world is so full of everyday foes? These aren't your baby's Taters! Collect, share, trade, and most importantly.... IDENTIFY THE TWOTS AMONGST US! Do you wish the counter blob at the store would get another job, perhaps in a back room somewhere, but you're too afraid to say anything because you don't need the inevitable denial of such subpar service? NO FEARS! We're here FOR you! As you turn to leave, quietly lay down the "Counter Blob" card and walk away, dignity intact! Or, if it never says a word to you feel free to thrown down your "F*ck you very much" card! BAM!! You win and walk out the door delighted! Also, you do the world a favor by MAYBE making said blob do some soul searching. I mean, WHO gets called out with a card about themselves? TATER TWOTS!!!!