Tactical Mutation Division

Welcome to the Tactical Mutation Division — a covert league of genetically altered chaos agents. From telepathic sloths floating over Manhattan to crustacean warriors with pixel-powered rage, each item in this collection unleashes pulp-fueled personality and comic book absurdity. Whether you’re sipping coffee with a clawed kaiju or jotting notes like a gravel-based intelligence officer, this gear turns everyday moments into mutant-level missions. Designed for fans of retro art, offbeat humor, and glorious weirdness. Deploy at will. Mutate responsibly.