Sarcasm, Quips, and Spite

For when kindness isn’t your brand strategy. Welcome to the sassiest corner of the internet. This collection is bursting at the seams with sharp wit, dry humor, and just the right amount of passive-aggressive sparkle. Whether you’re armed with a coffee mug that says “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right,” or a tote that silently screams “Nope.”—these goodies are for the gloriously unbothered. Perfect for gifting your favorite chaos goblin, your work wife with zero filter, or—let’s be honest—yourself. Because if you can’t be sunshine, at least be entertaining. Note: Be careful with white text. It will not come out well on white shirts. Ensure to view each color carefully before making a decision.