Cartão Sorry You're 30 Funny Dark Humor Birthday

Send a hilarious 30th birthday card that leans into the drama of turning thirty. The front reads “I’m so sorry” with chic black balloons on clean white—inside it lands the punchline: “That you’re 30.” This sarcastic, dark humor birthday card is perfect for a best friend, sister, brother, boyfriend, girlfriend, or coworker who appreciates a witty roast. The minimalist, modern design keeps it stylish while the message delivers a laugh-out-loud moment at any 30th birthday party. This card works great for millennials and Gen Z who love snarky, cheeky, and slightly rude humor. Great as a gag card, office birthday card, or milestone 30th keepsake. Pair with black décor for a funeral-for-your-20s theme, or gift it solo for guaranteed laughs. Customize the inside with a different birthday milestone or add your own note.