Cartão Getting Older Stinks Funny Flower Birthday

E-cards are great and all, but there’s something magical about holding a card in your hands, feeling the texture of the paper, and opening it to reveal a heartfelt message. Even if it’s a card covered with flowers who act like rude little jerks. Getting older stinks. Why not mark the occasion with the stinkiest flower in the world: the Corpse Flower? You can use the provided message, or you can dream up your own catchy text. Go crazy! I mean, c'mon, who doesn't appreciate a good fart joke?