Cartão Funny Retro Best Foot Demotivational

The original, funny demotivational / fake inspirational quote on this greeting card says, "Always remember: If you put your best foot forward, then you're left standing on your bad foot, and that's probably painful." It has a retro 40's or 50's graphic of a woman holding a teacher's pointer and wearing an apron, holding out one foot while she stands on the other. The background is pink with faint white-pink polka dots. This is a humorous saying for anyone who likes sarcasm and would also be good for a podiatrist.