CARTÃO FOOTBALL WIDOW SYMPATHY CARD

The Official Football Widows Sympathy Card from the National Football Widows League. Deserted by their husbands for the stadium, sports bar, tailgate party or worse yet- forced to endure a chorus of belches from the den amid calls for more clam dip, Football Widows have been one of the last great unrecognized downtrodden groups in this nation. This is the season for football fever, a time when husbands trade in their libidos for Chee-tos, Fritos and Doritos. To paraphrase Shakespeare, now is the autumn and winter of their discontent. So if his passion is the Packers, his enthusiasm the Eagles or his joy the Jets, get his sports-spurned spouse this expression of support.