Cartão De Festividades I hate Valentine's Day, But I Like You Card

This card says it all for the person who is perfectly matched for you and hates Valentine's day as much as you. Coated in the front with a nauseating peptobismol pink, the card declares solidarity on the topic of this syrupy celebration. Inside it clarifies with a poem: Roses are red, violets are blue. I hate Valentine's Day and I know you do too. But just because you hate this holiday, doesn't mean you don't love your friends, family and other hotties. It ends with a special note: I'm so glad I have you to hate this holiday together with me. Snap this card up to commiserate your cynicism with your special someones.