Cartão De Festividades Dumpster Baby Jesus Christmas Card

OK, I'm already goin' to hell y'all (according to the Quonset hut religious sect across the drive from my double wide) so I figgered I may as well go out with a bang! Here's another one of my irreverent Christmas cards... Plastic Mary and Plastic Joseph are about to have a 'difficult' conversation in the alley by the dumpsters, behind the no-tell motel. You can change the greeting inside the card if you want. You probably won't send this one to your Grandma, but you might send it to your friends if they are atheists with a sense of humor, or just more secular than religious.