Cartão America's Least Favorite Pastime!

For all of us in America who have been bastardized by Baseball, American Football (A.K.A. The Real Football), Basketball, and even Pro-Wrestling, We want physical entertainment that doesn't last 90 minutes to end in a tie. We want a clear winner in a match, game or tournament and this card is for you that agree, or for someone who wants to stick it to their friend who likes watching slow moving and low scoring athletes run around for almost no reason. They are in great shape and I give them that, but so are long distance runners, and even then there is a winner at the end of the race. I am sorry, I just don't like soccer.